HOW MUCH THE EXAMS FREAK ME OUT : PART 2

So...(i m skippin one day as i dont remember much...nothin freaky,..it was ga--genetic algos, so all went well..)

DAY 4:

Computer networks: the most debated subject ever...the syllabus was crystal clear and everyone knew what to study....the only question that remained was how...i always consider the easiest solution to be th fastest an decided to complete the entire thing by reading the entire chapter ...BIG MISTAKE...readin 30 pages in a book is not unrealisable,but readin it in th boook by the great brain borer Stallings is simply impossible...this is wen i realisd tht it was high time Adidas came up with a new punch line( impossible is one thing... :).and hence i remained stuck on my 4th day after completing my extra long hours of backmuscle exxerccisse and extra long hours of brushing,which could have worn out my enamel-"the strongest substance on earth "..(then y do i have cavities !)..
well so after all that, i decided to resume..this time there was no Vinay , since even his reading at an absolute asswhippin speed of 110 wrds per min couldnt help him finish the 140 page long course bcoz of the sheer amount of vivid imagination it spurred( hot girls ...oops this is vinays thoughts..hmm..may be hot Korean chicks )..
Its however interesting to note how exams in BIT can make u hate every subject....no matter how much u like it ,the people here will ask u questions on the most boring aspects or the most irrelevant ones...
Take a load of what came fr this exams
Q: Draw the frame format fr ipv4
my reaction : ask me what is the third room from the second floor of the first hostel to the left of the last white building....i can at least bullshit then...(when compared to this one !)
tip : refer stallings and make sure you hav a mug of coffe b4 u mug tht up ...hehe

so CN screws me wit some more typical asswhippers..though it cud hav been much worse- ( what is the max length f the cable used for transferring data at 56 kbps ,,draw a dist vs sag graph ..my ass!)


DAY 5:i
Its AI..stands for Artificial intelligence...and we need that :P ...too bad no ones really tellin us how..thanks to our zest for knowledge outside studies (arey score kya hai ???dravid ko kya hua? kya ,chelsea haar gayi ..hahahaha..mast!)
the exam s at 2 in th noon and so i decide to take th evening off after the CN exam and let its memories blank out..and slowly and inevitably i am on my belly again zzzzzzzzzz..

Coming bak to th morning : i do th usual stuff again,brush wash wash...+ bathe (wow exams are getting to me...im bathing.!!)..
started studying..realised that my zest fr knowledge has exponentiated and hence decided to read the papre...click ! ..my exams score sheet pops up,i put down th bloody paper (its th toi ,its almost like free porn..sad..).
I start studyin again and head early fr the insti to get tis frm samyong..hes always there ready and waitin(gods great !). my other frnd dillu aka dilip is also waiting thinkin tht i hav conceptualized ahem..every sentence in the book and wantin me to enlighten him wit all i have got... mayb i can try repeating the fuzzy logic definition, nothing more than tht!! (refer prev blog ).

so Vinay enlightens ..I realise tht there s no time in the world when all you have is 2 hrs and what u hav left is worth more than four hrs- even to Albert Einstein..

So i decide to stick to the default plan of bullshitin lots in my paper..

the miracle..

q . what is artifiacial inteligence??
// i dont remember th qnoo..
ans : ..................// hahahaha
//hmm this is not a c prgrm i better stop commentin

q2.-q6..
again loads of bullshit , some i can bullshit on and some i cant

so i finish th paper most miraculously in around an hour or so and spend th rest of th time wit my junior most fruitfully..( intelligent !)..

after spendin an hor in the rain and gulpin down some real watery juice( it was rainin u c ), i head bak to the hostel..

i decide to start studyin at 5 and realise that its 5 30,blame it on IST and extend it to 630 (so tht this time im on time) and start surfin (nets real fast ,it can outrun a human mail carrier by the order f millions of seconds)..its real gud ..it takes time seem nonexistent..and hence i tumble down th wormhole and skip around 2 hrs..( amazing explanation !!).
->knock knock ..samyong enters(vinay).tells me tht he cannot study ...Unreal...we end up watchin ratattouille together( 2 hrs f animation ..too good )..
aaah this is too tirin..
to b continued .. :P