Thursday, January 31, 2008

johnnie...

I was tryin to find meaning in life..was tryin to achieve somethin in the meantime doin nothin but dreamin about it..and this was my life..Little did i care about anyone else.I always thought of life as a variable quantity rangin from 70 yrs to 90 yrs..thot idd do a 100 if i were lucky..
Im sorry god..i really am .I really believe that u exist though life always seems to bring sad moments.Today u took one of my closest ..I will miss him..may b u did too,a lil more than im doin i guess,since theyv always told me that ur a generous person.Im sorry that i mistook life for a 3 hr movie.I m really sorry that i never had any regard for the pain it cud bring.I am feelin pain now,is it pain? i really dont know..How can u feel pain when ur reduced to total numbness..?.I dont know..I cant even see him from here.Havent seen john since my first year in college .never realised taht it was gonna b my last time then..I hope i ll see u bro,some time if im good enuf to be in heaven..I ll just pretend tat ur really busy,no time to meet up wit us..yea just tat ..and that i could meet u anytime from now..

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Google in the library...zara hatke..

FUN DAY for the author
Our library is big..big enuf to fit a 100 elephants,too big fo a hundred footballs and wayy too big for a 1877 serial numbered book by some nerve wrecker called ketchumm..
Imagine how old the book can be..
BIT was founded in 1953. accd to te library , that one is abt atleast 50 years old..
Now .high time that one retired..( U dont learn strategy / aerodynamics from mahabharata rite ? .. yah its a lil too much fr a joke .. i know.. )
BUt th point is that , the bloke was tryin too hard and it was about time he retired..
Unfortunately enuf nobody let him and hence he ended up im my arms on a cold tense and misty endsem evening.
Though i dont have a great penchant for returning books n time , i had made sure that he made it home 10 days late..
good bye ketchum.. PDC is over and so are u for me ...

Rite.. i wish i hadnt said that then..
The library at that time had decided that it was high time they gave their so called computers a rest and started chekkin out books with a pen and a register.. The library staff all 50+ enjoyin the same old times they had ....
So when they had decided that it was about time they started gettin real by fixxin those intels and amds, it was too late for all those people whom the library decided to punish for no real purpose,to prepare.. to mentally b able to comprehend the worthless pile of dung they wer abt to get..

Time : 1 year later..
Place : Table,the library..

I have a nice way of sayin thanks to my knowledge providers by payin regularly a constant amount of fine .. not less than 500 on any semester,and hence just to my surprise i dint find my name in the fine list this sem and decided to get down to the wire and chekk it out for myself

It seems that in india, the land of zeroes., i mean the zero inventors__ that 2600 and 556 are absent in the decimal system

OPAC TOLD ME

pending due : 2690

current due : 556


VOILAAAAA...aylaaaaaaaaaaaa..matthi chaallaa.( tha last two are fishes ..rhymes :P )

Hmmmph... I was confused...So , had i actually forgotten about some book in my room, which by the way is an endless repository odf several non living and living things ,including a rat..
So a book wasnt really out of the equation..atleast till the point when the rat wasnt there..Rats do eat books..they do eat clothes,that i knw esp since iv had the luxury of wearin somme of emm..nothin to boast about.i know.
All other possibilities had surpassed me and then i decided to search in my library card which was right inside my pocket..

NOte... im not slow..these things wer happenin in a flash of a second and the rate at which i type s really really beyond ur imagination...faster .. (:)),Im just slowin it down for u.

SO ..wat happens then . ? i have a fine of 2600.
On askin the librarian he tell s me that itll b effectve only when i return the book which means that my current fine s just 560 odd..
great! i ll nevr return it .! sadly ..taht cud go on only till the day i pass out..(from th col ie ),anf by then i would be payin the library enuf money to buy the entire collections of mr . lass ketchum..

me :" So sir what should i do ? "
Sir :" if u r so sure that u hav returned it and out database dint register it .. ek kaam karo ..get the account number of the book and its id and produce it infront of me,and then ill THInk about reducin ur fine .."
me ( imaginin) : " Ull think about what ?? reDucing ?? wat the ? do you even know how many books are there ...? and do u know how many perverts are out there tryin to hide every book they can possibly associate with every segment in their syllabus ?
DO u even know that there are a set of people called the ECE s ??"

ME :" uhmm what "?
sir: " haan jaldi karo ... u have one hour left .. " ( yea rite.! thank u sire... u r truly one man who can read my mind. i was thinkin 59 mins ).


venue:Some dilapidated section in the ece rack..

I searched like no google could have searched,bendin standin,readin 241234 ,125541,54677,98000,78900..wat the hell ..nothins even close to 1877..
Man this is gonna drag on..
1 hr passed..then he came..
He looked no older than me,a lot more well dressed..formals glasses..
aah..a Junior atlast.. an ECE for sure.Must have come for some PDC book

" Heyy you which branch are u in.. ?"

--" I am an ECE ................professor "!

I had already exhausted too much f my enrgy on the searchin algos and dint have much left and hence gave out a more or less stupid lookin smile and he responded with one of those ... aah- wat an idiot-couldnt care less looks.
" Its ok i dont mind.. so wats ur problem ??"
" eh ? well sir im lookin for a book .. im sposed to find t in an hr "
"EH?"
after explainin the whole thing to him he enlightens me that the more regular ECE s had to search for all the 20 or more books they had taken in that dreaded week.. I feltt so much better..
SO waht if time ran out.. i have till the end of the year ... I ll b searchin .O yea.. I ll get some real juniors this time ..I hav all figured out..The librarian mite even b fed up f this ..

PS : again and again i requote " its not the librarys fault..its something we as staff members and u as students have to do "..wat exactly did u do ???

fart it..im gettin fined in 200 days..or im suein him..

M-o-i L0litaa.

Well firstly,let me clear the confusion....that heading has nothing to do with this blog.Yes to an extent it doesnt !..but u might be mighty surprised by the fact that when you read between the lines,its all gonna b clear as daylight to you.
Its often bewildering how joblessness and the gift of gag,by which i mean just ggggaaaaaaaaaag and nothing else..Just plain old gag which makes no sense at all.........hmm yea.. soo wer was i ? yes,its surprising how these two things can screw up life for you..Especially wen the gagger is in an incredibly host(el)ile area...
Before you read the blog,or should i say,before you stop readin the blog, heres a few things that u might like to know..
1. The author is not the person talkin here..Its totally fiction and fiction only..Those people who know me might be able to comprehend wat im sayin..For those who are interested in knowin me just read my other blogs and COMMENT on them.. i ll get in touch with u soon! )..

2.All these events have been carefully thought out and is in no way anyones experience..NOT AT ALL THE AUTHORS..

3.The library in our college is brilliant and does not have any students with superpowers as members.It will be clearer as u read on..!(plz do :)

4.The staff in the library are not mentally disabled.They know what the difference between 100 and a 10000000 is..

Excerpts from sasis diary..
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Prologue

MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19

It was as usual a horrific day for Sasi , not the thiruvithankoor king but the son of two very unlucky souls.Leave the souls..Its about sasi..


MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
Sasi.. ya thats me..today was way out of the ordinary compared to the other days..Might not be for any one else..All of them have a life.All i have is my lazy as and my big mouth to make me and my self image plummit a million light years even before im finished sayin what i was thinkin of sayin..
Im not saying that its anyones fault..after all who can I blame ? Its my mouth and its me makin all the decisions ..Its just about controllin it ! Sadly i wish it were that easy as sayin it..
I have no personal grudges with anyone whos runnin away from me.. I can understand..
In fact i realised tat i was a big gagger even before I even began to become a professional at this!

There has not been a single instance where i have talked sense..partially because im dumb and partially because i donot feel the need for it..The only purpose ppl hav with each other ,other than borrowin money and gettin treats in the canteen etc etc is i believe , is to be atleast themselves around people who they know. Otherwise what is the bloody point in being u ?
Some might say, " arreyy babba ... " nnah thats wat they tell babas here. . People might say " Hatt saale tuuu bahuuut chaattha hai .. aaaur koi kaam nahi hai kya ? "..
Truly speakin .. kya kaam ho sakta hai ,,
I d really like to know what ppl can get out of smart-talk.. I d have that anyway,infact lifes gonna be floodin with those when u r 50 - 60... and plus all that,actin stupid is no crime ,its actually fun..It makes u a lot stronger.. If u can survive as a stupid ,u can survive anything..

And most importantly this blog :P

Moi lolita -- someone tell me what that means..plzz..

the rules earlier.. yes ill get to it later..
PS: Im a lil corny..live with it..

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Scary shit

Well the question is ..y am i writing this ?? well the answer is simple..i donot know..

Im at the brink of the very limit of human sanity.If i go further im just gonna be as sensible as i was on my first blog.Whats bothering me ,u might wonder..Is it the past memories ? the memories of a terribly maintained failed relationship ? Or is it the terrible memories of the present well maintained relationship?Or is the mess food (that always there man...still),Is it..well tats about it..Its frankly my project thats botherin me ath moment..Nothing else is supposed to deter me from this holy path that i have adopted for a few days more..No more cartoons,i keep tellin myself,giving my mind the space it needs to concentrate on the subject in hand..It is impossible ,just not realisable by a mentally challenged dimwit like u ,says my conscience..(what a conscience man..it makes me look bad of all the ppl,my conscience .),i try to repel it tellin myself that its only through sheer determination and guts that things as mentally challengong as this can be done.Not a nice thing to tell my conscience...now it knows that im a loser..

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

SuSEd

Hmm.. well it looks like the previous announcement made no longer holds true.. oh yeah,another oppurtunity for you gys to laugh at my insane works has whizzed past you at the speed of light ,,,

BUT i luv u ppl ( U r the only ones reading my blog for a start .. hehe)

so im going to tell you what happened anyway

You see god made windows so that the world would not be stuck with tryin out different versions of linux on which their software could work,, to put it more technically, windows does not make you desperate enough to virtually bury someone elses laptop for running a command prompt software...
I know that most people are really gettin the drift ,so i elucidate

One of the dudes ( mayb read fools) was kind enuf to lend me his laptop for the proj, which ( the deed) by the way ,was only a result of the recent high he wass on owing to his goa trip plan :P..
So the dude never out of the goan dreams , gives me the lappy and leaves th state on the next day,
So far so good u think eh,,,nah not so soon!
Well u c the bed and my back and my belly have in the past 3 months worked really hard to form a symbiotic relationship , which in plain english means that wen they are together none can survive without the other,,and this hadnt realised until i lay down so innocently on the bed to continue with my linux installation,,,

SUSEd!

Linux always has baffled me..a partition called f n windoows mayb called e in linux ( owing to different file structures )...as always the law that says that --when u gotta g o u gotta-- held on and thre i was goin into a slumber which only nine solid hours of slumber could wake up...
By now most of u would hav formed ur own conclusions and those of you who are readin backwards might already know the end and some others may b as blank as im now.hmm ****

(SO this is me again continuin...the typin was too tiring so i broke this up..)

Anyways the story is not going anywhere with my stubbornness to not reveal the stupid consequences of my actions...
So read on ..im making sacrifices again for your pleasure..
Just a little prologue though,,, Clever me has already transferred all the data to another partition so that i d have enough space to install the Godly OS..And so on..

So partition E is ready and waiting for me there...
I restart insert the CD , it runs as usual ..nothin funny ..Me likes watchin stupid progress bar headin towards the 100% even if its gonna take an eternity,,( teaching me process scheduling was a waste .. :P). SO it loads detects my hard drive and etc etc ...Then it poops oops sorry pops the question..
Partition ???
yes of course..but !
Well for those who have never used suse 9.0 ( how lucky u r ), the partition manager is expectin u to b some kind of a psychic., or some kind of crazy person..why else will they show you partitions with no name ,, no freespace information and no bloody drive letter?? somehow i find out what drive letter its assigned and using my rather solid memory decide to have a go at E drive as planned earlier..
E drive repartitioned !
Life was going great.....i had successfully partitioned the drive .bring it on...
All the software installed ...sound not there ..HU GIVS A SHIT ?? i have windows ..this is purely project ...concentrate dude...
Wat happened later is really really vague to me ...tats mainly because its been a while since i left this blog incomplete..hehe.
To say the least that days slumber which i was accidentaly forced into lasted around 4 hrs ,,to be broken only by the sound of some earlyriser( man talk abt early ,4 'o clock..cRAZY!!) .
Well,the point is that i woke up..noticed that the installation was stuck midway and figured that all i had to do to resume the stuck installation was to click on the continue button after inserting the next CD.. DONE!...that was the last CD.Life was returning to bliss again ..SLUMBErrrzzzzzz..

time : 8:00 pm
bit mesra
mesra

The morning was as morningy as ever..the sun was shining ,the mess was emanating vicious fumes of the morning breakfast,the mess staff were doin their deeds in our toilet and we were as usual content with huggin those pillows and dreaming about the classes getting cancelled..

NOT QUITE..
See, I was not one among them.I was not dreaming or huggin my pillows..I was droolin on my friends laptop for a change..aah those great keys..so soft and sensitive..those buttons.. [:P]
After the great exaggerated nap on the laptop,i realised again that my duties were left unfinished..
[NO CLASS...yay..i luv cSE]
I quickly decided to test the new and amazing OS by rebooting my computer and saw that it was working perfectly..
All software were installed..

Time : approx 9:00 pm
BIT MESRA
MESRA

aah..all the hardwork was done..I was getting fed up of linux..Time to switch to billGATEs Windows...(did he do tht on purpose ?? )..
So i rebooted ,chose windows ..and clicked on the F drive...
HOLY@#%@#%@#%
[those maynot have been my exact reactions ,i confess..nobody screams at the hash percentage...... (u get it dontcha ??!!)].

Seems like god doesnt want me to switch to windows..
Only if i could conjure music from freespace...
only if i could see through nothingness..
only if i were dreamin,,,,
AH..!oh yea yea..i screwed up...everything was gone..
So much for showing off in the blog in the first place..

PREPARING FOR THE ROYAL TREATMENT...

So you must be wondering...'wat about that moron who gave this guy the lap in the first place ??'
'MAN he s gonna get so bashed '..
Well guys,partially ..i was thinkin that too..the very reason i put up the previous post..[read]
But having friends who are physically weaker than you helps..helps even more when they are enjoying the sun and floating high in goa..so no worries for a week..
the rest....??
WEll this is not the worldwar im talkin about..what can possibly happen ..eh ?

Friday, October 5, 2007

THE DARK DAY

Today willl rank among the darkest of the dark days to hav ever occured in my life...All i can say is--" SAVE ME GOD !!".Wildest dreams may come true in a few days..and i might even blog about it..Stay tuned..hehe

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

My Little niece


Arushi ,My niece..Isnt she gorgeous!












( By the way, one of the not so stupid things i did during the exams was stare at her picture almost every time i finished a para .. :))