Sunday, September 16, 2007

HOW MUCH THE EXAMSS FREAk me OuT

day one : its the previous day of dos exam....ever since i landed on earth i havent given a shit about how clean my room was....on this day,all i could think abt was sweepin my floor....Examss can really work those gray cells....if there are none it can screw ur entire head!!!
day 2 : DOS EXAM ::im off to cleanin again and doin wat i do best..sleeping on ma belly...well its big and it helps..trust me...Iv got a new excuse these days (my fkd up back sob sob !!)....so its not so hard to doze ff...

day 2, part 2 :
i realise that i dont hav the id card and voila!!!fked!
the invigilator threatens to cancel ma papre...makes me meet th controller f exams who seems too preoccupied chewin th cud ...tells me :arey prso se yeh nahi chalega "",,,,pHEW...well atleast i was off th hook fr today..
day 2 :the end....
i wait fr a temp id card...well i kno no shit abt th procedure u c...so i wait and wait like a total jack ass ,fr this head of th ug committee r smthin r wat crap( names too familiar starts wit A K hehe :P )..
i wait and wait...aaah..finally get some ass bashing from some guy in the next room fr not bringin an application and two photos and almost forgot ...100 bucks...so th day ends..

conclusion : me total jak ass...
5 friggin examms left oh !

day 2: extended,,,,
i get th id card frm one f ma frnz rooms..
celebrations!!!!
fk its 9 and ii hav crap fr tomorrow!! MUG MUG MUG...
"vague vague smoky ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
day 3: muggin is so heavy on th brain....sometimes its too heavy tht i think tht my slipped disc cant take it and go to sleep! (again ..on my belly )...
so i wake up,do my backmuscle exarcisee(as put by my doc(ranchi made )).....
and go brushhh....fr a long time ... Unnatural again!
wash th face... 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 ....we;; this is interesting..
mug up again.....( i dont remember if this was th sec day ya third day....GA exam rokd...th only subj i liked frankly... )
i startd gettin all fuzzzy( fuzzy logic- exam todaY) by now and realised tht makin 24 or more frmulas out f just max min and not operaions is no cakewalk...the authors jing sung ming or tux sung bong or watever must b havin real fun doin this ..chinese r really creativ with borin stuff. lol.
By about 11:30, im all out of energy and go to my all time wiki ,vinay....this guy is like a total answerin machine , boy genius,dexter + 3 more feet,watever u call him ,it fits
(i call him samyong.
(samsung hired him ,mayb coz he was taller than dexter ,,))..
SO,...he shows me how its done by repeatin an entire para ( as in almost like rappin ), i read th shit over and over again and keep gettin stuck at the final line...at which point i rejuvenate my schoolhoood habit of mugging up and start ann all out war against th power f human logic- "soft computing is an upcoming branch of computer science that parallels th remarkable ability of the human mind to learn and REASON in an environment that is imprecise and unpredictable "..PheW//
so i go on further and mug up some more...all theory i need to know..and then head to the college confidently hoping my exams wud start soon.1)so tht theyd end sooner 2)so tht i wud b able to regurgitate most efficiently..
crunch time :take a leak ,drink water,,...BS all my classmates abt concepts and sit on custom made chairs for invertebrates..(my back gt screwed ,..).

th burden lifts after 1 1/2 hrs ...and then i head to th hostel wit a bouncy head..

uhhh...rest tom...

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