FUN DAY for the author
Our library is big..big enuf to fit a 100 elephants,too big fo a hundred footballs and wayy too big for a 1877 serial numbered book by some nerve wrecker called ketchumm..
Imagine how old the book can be..
BIT was founded in 1953. accd to te library , that one is abt atleast 50 years old..
Now .high time that one retired..( U dont learn strategy / aerodynamics from mahabharata rite ? .. yah its a lil too much fr a joke .. i know.. )
BUt th point is that , the bloke was tryin too hard and it was about time he retired..
Unfortunately enuf nobody let him and hence he ended up im my arms on a cold tense and misty endsem evening.
Though i dont have a great penchant for returning books n time , i had made sure that he made it home 10 days late..
good bye ketchum.. PDC is over and so are u for me ...
Rite.. i wish i hadnt said that then..
The library at that time had decided that it was high time they gave their so called computers a rest and started chekkin out books with a pen and a register.. The library staff all 50+ enjoyin the same old times they had ....
So when they had decided that it was about time they started gettin real by fixxin those intels and amds, it was too late for all those people whom the library decided to punish for no real purpose,to prepare.. to mentally b able to comprehend the worthless pile of dung they wer abt to get..
Time : 1 year later..
Place : Table,the library..
I have a nice way of sayin thanks to my knowledge providers by payin regularly a constant amount of fine .. not less than 500 on any semester,and hence just to my surprise i dint find my name in the fine list this sem and decided to get down to the wire and chekk it out for myself
It seems that in india, the land of zeroes., i mean the zero inventors__ that 2600 and 556 are absent in the decimal system
OPAC TOLD ME
pending due : 2690
current due : 556
VOILAAAAA...aylaaaaaaaaaaaa..matthi chaallaa.( tha last two are fishes ..rhymes :P )
Hmmmph... I was confused...So , had i actually forgotten about some book in my room, which by the way is an endless repository odf several non living and living things ,including a rat..
So a book wasnt really out of the equation..atleast till the point when the rat wasnt there..Rats do eat books..they do eat clothes,that i knw esp since iv had the luxury of wearin somme of emm..nothin to boast about.i know.
All other possibilities had surpassed me and then i decided to search in my library card which was right inside my pocket..
NOte... im not slow..these things wer happenin in a flash of a second and the rate at which i type s really really beyond ur imagination...faster .. (:)),Im just slowin it down for u.
SO ..wat happens then . ? i have a fine of 2600.
On askin the librarian he tell s me that itll b effectve only when i return the book which means that my current fine s just 560 odd..
great! i ll nevr return it .! sadly ..taht cud go on only till the day i pass out..(from th col ie ),anf by then i would be payin the library enuf money to buy the entire collections of mr . lass ketchum..
me :" So sir what should i do ? "
Sir :" if u r so sure that u hav returned it and out database dint register it .. ek kaam karo ..get the account number of the book and its id and produce it infront of me,and then ill THInk about reducin ur fine .."
me ( imaginin) : " Ull think about what ?? reDucing ?? wat the ? do you even know how many books are there ...? and do u know how many perverts are out there tryin to hide every book they can possibly associate with every segment in their syllabus ?
DO u even know that there are a set of people called the ECE s ??"
ME :" uhmm what "?
sir: " haan jaldi karo ... u have one hour left .. " ( yea rite.! thank u sire... u r truly one man who can read my mind. i was thinkin 59 mins ).
venue:Some dilapidated section in the ece rack..
I searched like no google could have searched,bendin standin,readin 241234 ,125541,54677,98000,78900..wat the hell ..nothins even close to 1877..
Man this is gonna drag on..
1 hr passed..then he came..
He looked no older than me,a lot more well dressed..formals glasses..
aah..a Junior atlast.. an ECE for sure.Must have come for some PDC book
" Heyy you which branch are u in.. ?"
--" I am an ECE ................professor "!
I had already exhausted too much f my enrgy on the searchin algos and dint have much left and hence gave out a more or less stupid lookin smile and he responded with one of those ... aah- wat an idiot-couldnt care less looks.
" Its ok i dont mind.. so wats ur problem ??"
" eh ? well sir im lookin for a book .. im sposed to find t in an hr "
"EH?"
after explainin the whole thing to him he enlightens me that the more regular ECE s had to search for all the 20 or more books they had taken in that dreaded week.. I feltt so much better..
SO waht if time ran out.. i have till the end of the year ... I ll b searchin .O yea.. I ll get some real juniors this time ..I hav all figured out..The librarian mite even b fed up f this ..
PS : again and again i requote " its not the librarys fault..its something we as staff members and u as students have to do "..wat exactly did u do ???
fart it..im gettin fined in 200 days..or im suein him..
Sunday, December 2, 2007
M-o-i L0litaa.
Well firstly,let me clear the confusion....that heading has nothing to do with this blog.Yes to an extent it doesnt !..but u might be mighty surprised by the fact that when you read between the lines,its all gonna b clear as daylight to you.
Its often bewildering how joblessness and the gift of gag,by which i mean just ggggaaaaaaaaaag and nothing else..Just plain old gag which makes no sense at all.........hmm yea.. soo wer was i ? yes,its surprising how these two things can screw up life for you..Especially wen the gagger is in an incredibly host(el)ile area...
Before you read the blog,or should i say,before you stop readin the blog, heres a few things that u might like to know..
1. The author is not the person talkin here..Its totally fiction and fiction only..Those people who know me might be able to comprehend wat im sayin..For those who are interested in knowin me just read my other blogs and COMMENT on them.. i ll get in touch with u soon! )..
2.All these events have been carefully thought out and is in no way anyones experience..NOT AT ALL THE AUTHORS..
3.The library in our college is brilliant and does not have any students with superpowers as members.It will be clearer as u read on..!(plz do :)
4.The staff in the library are not mentally disabled.They know what the difference between 100 and a 10000000 is..
Excerpts from sasis diary..
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Prologue
MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
It was as usual a horrific day for Sasi , not the thiruvithankoor king but the son of two very unlucky souls.Leave the souls..Its about sasi..
MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
Sasi.. ya thats me..today was way out of the ordinary compared to the other days..Might not be for any one else..All of them have a life.All i have is my lazy as and my big mouth to make me and my self image plummit a million light years even before im finished sayin what i was thinkin of sayin..
Im not saying that its anyones fault..after all who can I blame ? Its my mouth and its me makin all the decisions ..Its just about controllin it ! Sadly i wish it were that easy as sayin it..
I have no personal grudges with anyone whos runnin away from me.. I can understand..
In fact i realised tat i was a big gagger even before I even began to become a professional at this!
There has not been a single instance where i have talked sense..partially because im dumb and partially because i donot feel the need for it..The only purpose ppl hav with each other ,other than borrowin money and gettin treats in the canteen etc etc is i believe , is to be atleast themselves around people who they know. Otherwise what is the bloody point in being u ?
Some might say, " arreyy babba ... " nnah thats wat they tell babas here. . People might say " Hatt saale tuuu bahuuut chaattha hai .. aaaur koi kaam nahi hai kya ? "..
Truly speakin .. kya kaam ho sakta hai ,,
I d really like to know what ppl can get out of smart-talk.. I d have that anyway,infact lifes gonna be floodin with those when u r 50 - 60... and plus all that,actin stupid is no crime ,its actually fun..It makes u a lot stronger.. If u can survive as a stupid ,u can survive anything..
And most importantly this blog :P
Moi lolita -- someone tell me what that means..plzz..
the rules earlier.. yes ill get to it later..
PS: Im a lil corny..live with it..
Its often bewildering how joblessness and the gift of gag,by which i mean just ggggaaaaaaaaaag and nothing else..Just plain old gag which makes no sense at all.........hmm yea.. soo wer was i ? yes,its surprising how these two things can screw up life for you..Especially wen the gagger is in an incredibly host(el)ile area...
Before you read the blog,or should i say,before you stop readin the blog, heres a few things that u might like to know..
1. The author is not the person talkin here..Its totally fiction and fiction only..Those people who know me might be able to comprehend wat im sayin..For those who are interested in knowin me just read my other blogs and COMMENT on them.. i ll get in touch with u soon! )..
2.All these events have been carefully thought out and is in no way anyones experience..NOT AT ALL THE AUTHORS..
3.The library in our college is brilliant and does not have any students with superpowers as members.It will be clearer as u read on..!(plz do :)
4.The staff in the library are not mentally disabled.They know what the difference between 100 and a 10000000 is..
Excerpts from sasis diary..
____________________________________________________________________
Prologue
MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
It was as usual a horrific day for Sasi , not the thiruvithankoor king but the son of two very unlucky souls.Leave the souls..Its about sasi..
MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
Sasi.. ya thats me..today was way out of the ordinary compared to the other days..Might not be for any one else..All of them have a life.All i have is my lazy as and my big mouth to make me and my self image plummit a million light years even before im finished sayin what i was thinkin of sayin..
Im not saying that its anyones fault..after all who can I blame ? Its my mouth and its me makin all the decisions ..Its just about controllin it ! Sadly i wish it were that easy as sayin it..
I have no personal grudges with anyone whos runnin away from me.. I can understand..
In fact i realised tat i was a big gagger even before I even began to become a professional at this!
There has not been a single instance where i have talked sense..partially because im dumb and partially because i donot feel the need for it..The only purpose ppl hav with each other ,other than borrowin money and gettin treats in the canteen etc etc is i believe , is to be atleast themselves around people who they know. Otherwise what is the bloody point in being u ?
Some might say, " arreyy babba ... " nnah thats wat they tell babas here. . People might say " Hatt saale tuuu bahuuut chaattha hai .. aaaur koi kaam nahi hai kya ? "..
Truly speakin .. kya kaam ho sakta hai ,,
I d really like to know what ppl can get out of smart-talk.. I d have that anyway,infact lifes gonna be floodin with those when u r 50 - 60... and plus all that,actin stupid is no crime ,its actually fun..It makes u a lot stronger.. If u can survive as a stupid ,u can survive anything..
And most importantly this blog :P
Moi lolita -- someone tell me what that means..plzz..
the rules earlier.. yes ill get to it later..
PS: Im a lil corny..live with it..
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Scary shit
Well the question is ..y am i writing this ?? well the answer is simple..i donot know..
Im at the brink of the very limit of human sanity.If i go further im just gonna be as sensible as i was on my first blog.Whats bothering me ,u might wonder..Is it the past memories ? the memories of a terribly maintained failed relationship ? Or is it the terrible memories of the present well maintained relationship?Or is the mess food (that always there man...still),Is it..well tats about it..Its frankly my project thats botherin me ath moment..Nothing else is supposed to deter me from this holy path that i have adopted for a few days more..No more cartoons,i keep tellin myself,giving my mind the space it needs to concentrate on the subject in hand..It is impossible ,just not realisable by a mentally challenged dimwit like u ,says my conscience..(what a conscience man..it makes me look bad of all the ppl,my conscience .),i try to repel it tellin myself that its only through sheer determination and guts that things as mentally challengong as this can be done.Not a nice thing to tell my conscience...now it knows that im a loser..
Im at the brink of the very limit of human sanity.If i go further im just gonna be as sensible as i was on my first blog.Whats bothering me ,u might wonder..Is it the past memories ? the memories of a terribly maintained failed relationship ? Or is it the terrible memories of the present well maintained relationship?Or is the mess food (that always there man...still),Is it..well tats about it..Its frankly my project thats botherin me ath moment..Nothing else is supposed to deter me from this holy path that i have adopted for a few days more..No more cartoons,i keep tellin myself,giving my mind the space it needs to concentrate on the subject in hand..It is impossible ,just not realisable by a mentally challenged dimwit like u ,says my conscience..(what a conscience man..it makes me look bad of all the ppl,my conscience .),i try to repel it tellin myself that its only through sheer determination and guts that things as mentally challengong as this can be done.Not a nice thing to tell my conscience...now it knows that im a loser..
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
SuSEd
Hmm.. well it looks like the previous announcement made no longer holds true.. oh yeah,another oppurtunity for you gys to laugh at my insane works has whizzed past you at the speed of light ,,,
BUT i luv u ppl ( U r the only ones reading my blog for a start .. hehe)
so im going to tell you what happened anyway
You see god made windows so that the world would not be stuck with tryin out different versions of linux on which their software could work,, to put it more technically, windows does not make you desperate enough to virtually bury someone elses laptop for running a command prompt software...
I know that most people are really gettin the drift ,so i elucidate
One of the dudes ( mayb read fools) was kind enuf to lend me his laptop for the proj, which ( the deed) by the way ,was only a result of the recent high he wass on owing to his goa trip plan :P..
So the dude never out of the goan dreams , gives me the lappy and leaves th state on the next day,
So far so good u think eh,,,nah not so soon!
Well u c the bed and my back and my belly have in the past 3 months worked really hard to form a symbiotic relationship , which in plain english means that wen they are together none can survive without the other,,and this hadnt realised until i lay down so innocently on the bed to continue with my linux installation,,,
SUSEd!
Linux always has baffled me..a partition called f n windoows mayb called e in linux ( owing to different file structures )...as always the law that says that --when u gotta g o u gotta-- held on and thre i was goin into a slumber which only nine solid hours of slumber could wake up...
By now most of u would hav formed ur own conclusions and those of you who are readin backwards might already know the end and some others may b as blank as im now.hmm ****
(SO this is me again continuin...the typin was too tiring so i broke this up..)
Anyways the story is not going anywhere with my stubbornness to not reveal the stupid consequences of my actions...
So read on ..im making sacrifices again for your pleasure..
Just a little prologue though,,, Clever me has already transferred all the data to another partition so that i d have enough space to install the Godly OS..And so on..
So partition E is ready and waiting for me there...
I restart insert the CD , it runs as usual ..nothin funny ..Me likes watchin stupid progress bar headin towards the 100% even if its gonna take an eternity,,( teaching me process scheduling was a waste .. :P). SO it loads detects my hard drive and etc etc ...Then it poops oops sorry pops the question..
Partition ???
yes of course..but !
Well for those who have never used suse 9.0 ( how lucky u r ), the partition manager is expectin u to b some kind of a psychic., or some kind of crazy person..why else will they show you partitions with no name ,, no freespace information and no bloody drive letter?? somehow i find out what drive letter its assigned and using my rather solid memory decide to have a go at E drive as planned earlier..
E drive repartitioned !
Life was going great.....i had successfully partitioned the drive .bring it on...
All the software installed ...sound not there ..HU GIVS A SHIT ?? i have windows ..this is purely project ...concentrate dude...
Wat happened later is really really vague to me ...tats mainly because its been a while since i left this blog incomplete..hehe.
To say the least that days slumber which i was accidentaly forced into lasted around 4 hrs ,,to be broken only by the sound of some earlyriser( man talk abt early ,4 'o clock..cRAZY!!) .
Well,the point is that i woke up..noticed that the installation was stuck midway and figured that all i had to do to resume the stuck installation was to click on the continue button after inserting the next CD.. DONE!...that was the last CD.Life was returning to bliss again ..SLUMBErrrzzzzzz..
time : 8:00 pm
bit mesra
mesra
The morning was as morningy as ever..the sun was shining ,the mess was emanating vicious fumes of the morning breakfast,the mess staff were doin their deeds in our toilet and we were as usual content with huggin those pillows and dreaming about the classes getting cancelled..
NOT QUITE..
See, I was not one among them.I was not dreaming or huggin my pillows..I was droolin on my friends laptop for a change..aah those great keys..so soft and sensitive..those buttons.. [:P]
After the great exaggerated nap on the laptop,i realised again that my duties were left unfinished..
[NO CLASS...yay..i luv cSE]
I quickly decided to test the new and amazing OS by rebooting my computer and saw that it was working perfectly..
All software were installed..
Time : approx 9:00 pm
BIT MESRA
MESRA
aah..all the hardwork was done..I was getting fed up of linux..Time to switch to billGATEs Windows...(did he do tht on purpose ?? )..
So i rebooted ,chose windows ..and clicked on the F drive...
HOLY@#%@#%@#%
[those maynot have been my exact reactions ,i confess..nobody screams at the hash percentage...... (u get it dontcha ??!!)].
Seems like god doesnt want me to switch to windows..
Only if i could conjure music from freespace...
only if i could see through nothingness..
only if i were dreamin,,,,
AH..!oh yea yea..i screwed up...everything was gone..
So much for showing off in the blog in the first place..
PREPARING FOR THE ROYAL TREATMENT...
So you must be wondering...'wat about that moron who gave this guy the lap in the first place ??'
'MAN he s gonna get so bashed '..
Well guys,partially ..i was thinkin that too..the very reason i put up the previous post..[read]
But having friends who are physically weaker than you helps..helps even more when they are enjoying the sun and floating high in goa..so no worries for a week..
the rest....??
WEll this is not the worldwar im talkin about..what can possibly happen ..eh ?
BUT i luv u ppl ( U r the only ones reading my blog for a start .. hehe)
so im going to tell you what happened anyway
You see god made windows so that the world would not be stuck with tryin out different versions of linux on which their software could work,, to put it more technically, windows does not make you desperate enough to virtually bury someone elses laptop for running a command prompt software...
I know that most people are really gettin the drift ,so i elucidate
One of the dudes ( mayb read fools) was kind enuf to lend me his laptop for the proj, which ( the deed) by the way ,was only a result of the recent high he wass on owing to his goa trip plan :P..
So the dude never out of the goan dreams , gives me the lappy and leaves th state on the next day,
So far so good u think eh,,,nah not so soon!
Well u c the bed and my back and my belly have in the past 3 months worked really hard to form a symbiotic relationship , which in plain english means that wen they are together none can survive without the other,,and this hadnt realised until i lay down so innocently on the bed to continue with my linux installation,,,
SUSEd!
Linux always has baffled me..a partition called f n windoows mayb called e in linux ( owing to different file structures )...as always the law that says that --when u gotta g o u gotta-- held on and thre i was goin into a slumber which only nine solid hours of slumber could wake up...
By now most of u would hav formed ur own conclusions and those of you who are readin backwards might already know the end and some others may b as blank as im now.hmm ****
(SO this is me again continuin...the typin was too tiring so i broke this up..)
Anyways the story is not going anywhere with my stubbornness to not reveal the stupid consequences of my actions...
So read on ..im making sacrifices again for your pleasure..
Just a little prologue though,,, Clever me has already transferred all the data to another partition so that i d have enough space to install the Godly OS..And so on..
So partition E is ready and waiting for me there...
I restart insert the CD , it runs as usual ..nothin funny ..Me likes watchin stupid progress bar headin towards the 100% even if its gonna take an eternity,,( teaching me process scheduling was a waste .. :P). SO it loads detects my hard drive and etc etc ...Then it poops oops sorry pops the question..
Partition ???
yes of course..but !
Well for those who have never used suse 9.0 ( how lucky u r ), the partition manager is expectin u to b some kind of a psychic., or some kind of crazy person..why else will they show you partitions with no name ,, no freespace information and no bloody drive letter?? somehow i find out what drive letter its assigned and using my rather solid memory decide to have a go at E drive as planned earlier..
E drive repartitioned !
Life was going great.....i had successfully partitioned the drive .bring it on...
All the software installed ...sound not there ..HU GIVS A SHIT ?? i have windows ..this is purely project ...concentrate dude...
Wat happened later is really really vague to me ...tats mainly because its been a while since i left this blog incomplete..hehe.
To say the least that days slumber which i was accidentaly forced into lasted around 4 hrs ,,to be broken only by the sound of some earlyriser( man talk abt early ,4 'o clock..cRAZY!!) .
Well,the point is that i woke up..noticed that the installation was stuck midway and figured that all i had to do to resume the stuck installation was to click on the continue button after inserting the next CD.. DONE!...that was the last CD.Life was returning to bliss again ..SLUMBErrrzzzzzz..
time : 8:00 pm
bit mesra
mesra
The morning was as morningy as ever..the sun was shining ,the mess was emanating vicious fumes of the morning breakfast,the mess staff were doin their deeds in our toilet and we were as usual content with huggin those pillows and dreaming about the classes getting cancelled..
NOT QUITE..
See, I was not one among them.I was not dreaming or huggin my pillows..I was droolin on my friends laptop for a change..aah those great keys..so soft and sensitive..those buttons.. [:P]
After the great exaggerated nap on the laptop,i realised again that my duties were left unfinished..
[NO CLASS...yay..i luv cSE]
I quickly decided to test the new and amazing OS by rebooting my computer and saw that it was working perfectly..
All software were installed..
Time : approx 9:00 pm
BIT MESRA
MESRA
aah..all the hardwork was done..I was getting fed up of linux..Time to switch to billGATEs Windows...(did he do tht on purpose ?? )..
So i rebooted ,chose windows ..and clicked on the F drive...
HOLY@#%@#%@#%
[those maynot have been my exact reactions ,i confess..nobody screams at the hash percentage...... (u get it dontcha ??!!)].
Seems like god doesnt want me to switch to windows..
Only if i could conjure music from freespace...
only if i could see through nothingness..
only if i were dreamin,,,,
AH..!oh yea yea..i screwed up...everything was gone..
So much for showing off in the blog in the first place..
PREPARING FOR THE ROYAL TREATMENT...
So you must be wondering...'wat about that moron who gave this guy the lap in the first place ??'
'MAN he s gonna get so bashed '..
Well guys,partially ..i was thinkin that too..the very reason i put up the previous post..[read]
But having friends who are physically weaker than you helps..helps even more when they are enjoying the sun and floating high in goa..so no worries for a week..
the rest....??
WEll this is not the worldwar im talkin about..what can possibly happen ..eh ?
Friday, October 5, 2007
THE DARK DAY
Today willl rank among the darkest of the dark days to hav ever occured in my life...All i can say is--" SAVE ME GOD !!".Wildest dreams may come true in a few days..and i might even blog about it..Stay tuned..hehe
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
My Little niece
Arushi ,My niece..Isnt she gorgeous!
( By the way, one of the not so stupid things i did during the exams was stare at her picture almost every time i finished a para .. :))
Sunday, September 16, 2007
HOW MUCH THE EXAMS FREAK ME OUT : PART 2
So...(i m skippin one day as i dont remember much...nothin freaky,..it was ga--genetic algos, so all went well..)
DAY 4:
Computer networks: the most debated subject ever...the syllabus was crystal clear and everyone knew what to study....the only question that remained was how...i always consider the easiest solution to be th fastest an decided to complete the entire thing by reading the entire chapter ...BIG MISTAKE...readin 30 pages in a book is not unrealisable,but readin it in th boook by the great brain borer Stallings is simply impossible...this is wen i realisd tht it was high time Adidas came up with a new punch line( impossible is one thing... :).and hence i remained stuck on my 4th day after completing my extra long hours of backmuscle exxerccisse and extra long hours of brushing,which could have worn out my enamel-"the strongest substance on earth "..(then y do i have cavities !)..
well so after all that, i decided to resume..this time there was no Vinay , since even his reading at an absolute asswhippin speed of 110 wrds per min couldnt help him finish the 140 page long course bcoz of the sheer amount of vivid imagination it spurred( hot girls ...oops this is vinays thoughts..hmm..may be hot Korean chicks )..
Its however interesting to note how exams in BIT can make u hate every subject....no matter how much u like it ,the people here will ask u questions on the most boring aspects or the most irrelevant ones...
Take a load of what came fr this exams
Q: Draw the frame format fr ipv4
my reaction : ask me what is the third room from the second floor of the first hostel to the left of the last white building....i can at least bullshit then...(when compared to this one !)
tip : refer stallings and make sure you hav a mug of coffe b4 u mug tht up ...hehe
so CN screws me wit some more typical asswhippers..though it cud hav been much worse- ( what is the max length f the cable used for transferring data at 56 kbps ,,draw a dist vs sag graph ..my ass!)
DAY 5:i
Its AI..stands for Artificial intelligence...and we need that :P ...too bad no ones really tellin us how..thanks to our zest for knowledge outside studies (arey score kya hai ???dravid ko kya hua? kya ,chelsea haar gayi ..hahahaha..mast!)
the exam s at 2 in th noon and so i decide to take th evening off after the CN exam and let its memories blank out..and slowly and inevitably i am on my belly again zzzzzzzzzz..
Coming bak to th morning : i do th usual stuff again,brush wash wash...+ bathe (wow exams are getting to me...im bathing.!!)..
started studying..realised that my zest fr knowledge has exponentiated and hence decided to read the papre...click ! ..my exams score sheet pops up,i put down th bloody paper (its th toi ,its almost like free porn..sad..).
I start studyin again and head early fr the insti to get tis frm samyong..hes always there ready and waitin(gods great !). my other frnd dillu aka dilip is also waiting thinkin tht i hav conceptualized ahem..every sentence in the book and wantin me to enlighten him wit all i have got... mayb i can try repeating the fuzzy logic definition, nothing more than tht!! (refer prev blog ).
so Vinay enlightens ..I realise tht there s no time in the world when all you have is 2 hrs and what u hav left is worth more than four hrs- even to Albert Einstein..
So i decide to stick to the default plan of bullshitin lots in my paper..
the miracle..
q . what is artifiacial inteligence??
// i dont remember th qnoo..
ans : ..................// hahahaha
//hmm this is not a c prgrm i better stop commentin
q2.-q6..
again loads of bullshit , some i can bullshit on and some i cant
so i finish th paper most miraculously in around an hour or so and spend th rest of th time wit my junior most fruitfully..( intelligent !)..
after spendin an hor in the rain and gulpin down some real watery juice( it was rainin u c ), i head bak to the hostel..
i decide to start studyin at 5 and realise that its 5 30,blame it on IST and extend it to 630 (so tht this time im on time) and start surfin (nets real fast ,it can outrun a human mail carrier by the order f millions of seconds)..its real gud ..it takes time seem nonexistent..and hence i tumble down th wormhole and skip around 2 hrs..( amazing explanation !!).
->knock knock ..samyong enters(vinay).tells me tht he cannot study ...Unreal...we end up watchin ratattouille together( 2 hrs f animation ..too good )..
aaah this is too tirin..
to b continued .. :P
DAY 4:
Computer networks: the most debated subject ever...the syllabus was crystal clear and everyone knew what to study....the only question that remained was how...i always consider the easiest solution to be th fastest an decided to complete the entire thing by reading the entire chapter ...BIG MISTAKE...readin 30 pages in a book is not unrealisable,but readin it in th boook by the great brain borer Stallings is simply impossible...this is wen i realisd tht it was high time Adidas came up with a new punch line( impossible is one thing... :).and hence i remained stuck on my 4th day after completing my extra long hours of backmuscle exxerccisse and extra long hours of brushing,which could have worn out my enamel-"the strongest substance on earth "..(then y do i have cavities !)..
well so after all that, i decided to resume..this time there was no Vinay , since even his reading at an absolute asswhippin speed of 110 wrds per min couldnt help him finish the 140 page long course bcoz of the sheer amount of vivid imagination it spurred( hot girls ...oops this is vinays thoughts..hmm..may be hot Korean chicks )..
Its however interesting to note how exams in BIT can make u hate every subject....no matter how much u like it ,the people here will ask u questions on the most boring aspects or the most irrelevant ones...
Take a load of what came fr this exams
Q: Draw the frame format fr ipv4
my reaction : ask me what is the third room from the second floor of the first hostel to the left of the last white building....i can at least bullshit then...(when compared to this one !)
tip : refer stallings and make sure you hav a mug of coffe b4 u mug tht up ...hehe
so CN screws me wit some more typical asswhippers..though it cud hav been much worse- ( what is the max length f the cable used for transferring data at 56 kbps ,,draw a dist vs sag graph ..my ass!)
DAY 5:i
Its AI..stands for Artificial intelligence...and we need that :P ...too bad no ones really tellin us how..thanks to our zest for knowledge outside studies (arey score kya hai ???dravid ko kya hua? kya ,chelsea haar gayi ..hahahaha..mast!)
the exam s at 2 in th noon and so i decide to take th evening off after the CN exam and let its memories blank out..and slowly and inevitably i am on my belly again zzzzzzzzzz..
Coming bak to th morning : i do th usual stuff again,brush wash wash...+ bathe (wow exams are getting to me...im bathing.!!)..
started studying..realised that my zest fr knowledge has exponentiated and hence decided to read the papre...click ! ..my exams score sheet pops up,i put down th bloody paper (its th toi ,its almost like free porn..sad..).
I start studyin again and head early fr the insti to get tis frm samyong..hes always there ready and waitin(gods great !). my other frnd dillu aka dilip is also waiting thinkin tht i hav conceptualized ahem..every sentence in the book and wantin me to enlighten him wit all i have got... mayb i can try repeating the fuzzy logic definition, nothing more than tht!! (refer prev blog ).
so Vinay enlightens ..I realise tht there s no time in the world when all you have is 2 hrs and what u hav left is worth more than four hrs- even to Albert Einstein..
So i decide to stick to the default plan of bullshitin lots in my paper..
the miracle..
q . what is artifiacial inteligence??
// i dont remember th qnoo..
ans : ..................// hahahaha
//hmm this is not a c prgrm i better stop commentin
q2.-q6..
again loads of bullshit , some i can bullshit on and some i cant
so i finish th paper most miraculously in around an hour or so and spend th rest of th time wit my junior most fruitfully..( intelligent !)..
after spendin an hor in the rain and gulpin down some real watery juice( it was rainin u c ), i head bak to the hostel..
i decide to start studyin at 5 and realise that its 5 30,blame it on IST and extend it to 630 (so tht this time im on time) and start surfin (nets real fast ,it can outrun a human mail carrier by the order f millions of seconds)..its real gud ..it takes time seem nonexistent..and hence i tumble down th wormhole and skip around 2 hrs..( amazing explanation !!).
->knock knock ..samyong enters(vinay).tells me tht he cannot study ...Unreal...we end up watchin ratattouille together( 2 hrs f animation ..too good )..
aaah this is too tirin..
to b continued .. :P
HOW MUCH THE EXAMSS FREAk me OuT
day one : its the previous day of dos exam....ever since i landed on earth i havent given a shit about how clean my room was....on this day,all i could think abt was sweepin my floor....Examss can really work those gray cells....if there are none it can screw ur entire head!!!
day 2 : DOS EXAM ::im off to cleanin again and doin wat i do best..sleeping on ma belly...well its big and it helps..trust me...Iv got a new excuse these days (my fkd up back sob sob !!)....so its not so hard to doze ff...
day 2, part 2 :
i realise that i dont hav the id card and voila!!!fked!
the invigilator threatens to cancel ma papre...makes me meet th controller f exams who seems too preoccupied chewin th cud ...tells me :arey prso se yeh nahi chalega "",,,,pHEW...well atleast i was off th hook fr today..
day 2 :the end....
i wait fr a temp id card...well i kno no shit abt th procedure u c...so i wait and wait like a total jack ass ,fr this head of th ug committee r smthin r wat crap( names too familiar starts wit A K hehe :P )..
i wait and wait...aaah..finally get some ass bashing from some guy in the next room fr not bringin an application and two photos and almost forgot ...100 bucks...so th day ends..
conclusion : me total jak ass...
5 friggin examms left oh !
day 2: extended,,,,
i get th id card frm one f ma frnz rooms..
celebrations!!!!
fk its 9 and ii hav crap fr tomorrow!! MUG MUG MUG...
"vague vague smoky ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
day 3: muggin is so heavy on th brain....sometimes its too heavy tht i think tht my slipped disc cant take it and go to sleep! (again ..on my belly )...
so i wake up,do my backmuscle exarcisee(as put by my doc(ranchi made )).....
and go brushhh....fr a long time ... Unnatural again!
wash th face... 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 ....we;; this is interesting..
mug up again.....( i dont remember if this was th sec day ya third day....GA exam rokd...th only subj i liked frankly... )
i startd gettin all fuzzzy( fuzzy logic- exam todaY) by now and realised tht makin 24 or more frmulas out f just max min and not operaions is no cakewalk...the authors jing sung ming or tux sung bong or watever must b havin real fun doin this ..chinese r really creativ with borin stuff. lol.
By about 11:30, im all out of energy and go to my all time wiki ,vinay....this guy is like a total answerin machine , boy genius,dexter + 3 more feet,watever u call him ,it fits
(i call him samyong.
(samsung hired him ,mayb coz he was taller than dexter ,,))..
SO,...he shows me how its done by repeatin an entire para ( as in almost like rappin ), i read th shit over and over again and keep gettin stuck at the final line...at which point i rejuvenate my schoolhoood habit of mugging up and start ann all out war against th power f human logic- "soft computing is an upcoming branch of computer science that parallels th remarkable ability of the human mind to learn and REASON in an environment that is imprecise and unpredictable "..PheW//
so i go on further and mug up some more...all theory i need to know..and then head to the college confidently hoping my exams wud start soon.1)so tht theyd end sooner 2)so tht i wud b able to regurgitate most efficiently..
crunch time :take a leak ,drink water,,...BS all my classmates abt concepts and sit on custom made chairs for invertebrates..(my back gt screwed ,..).
th burden lifts after 1 1/2 hrs ...and then i head to th hostel wit a bouncy head..
uhhh...rest tom...
day 2 : DOS EXAM ::im off to cleanin again and doin wat i do best..sleeping on ma belly...well its big and it helps..trust me...Iv got a new excuse these days (my fkd up back sob sob !!)....so its not so hard to doze ff...
day 2, part 2 :
i realise that i dont hav the id card and voila!!!fked!
the invigilator threatens to cancel ma papre...makes me meet th controller f exams who seems too preoccupied chewin th cud ...tells me :arey prso se yeh nahi chalega "",,,,pHEW...well atleast i was off th hook fr today..
day 2 :the end....
i wait fr a temp id card...well i kno no shit abt th procedure u c...so i wait and wait like a total jack ass ,fr this head of th ug committee r smthin r wat crap( names too familiar starts wit A K hehe :P )..
i wait and wait...aaah..finally get some ass bashing from some guy in the next room fr not bringin an application and two photos and almost forgot ...100 bucks...so th day ends..
conclusion : me total jak ass...
5 friggin examms left oh !
day 2: extended,,,,
i get th id card frm one f ma frnz rooms..
celebrations!!!!
fk its 9 and ii hav crap fr tomorrow!! MUG MUG MUG...
"vague vague smoky ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
day 3: muggin is so heavy on th brain....sometimes its too heavy tht i think tht my slipped disc cant take it and go to sleep! (again ..on my belly )...
so i wake up,do my backmuscle exarcisee(as put by my doc(ranchi made )).....
and go brushhh....fr a long time ... Unnatural again!
wash th face... 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 ....we;; this is interesting..
mug up again.....( i dont remember if this was th sec day ya third day....GA exam rokd...th only subj i liked frankly... )
i startd gettin all fuzzzy( fuzzy logic- exam todaY) by now and realised tht makin 24 or more frmulas out f just max min and not operaions is no cakewalk...the authors jing sung ming or tux sung bong or watever must b havin real fun doin this ..chinese r really creativ with borin stuff. lol.
By about 11:30, im all out of energy and go to my all time wiki ,vinay....this guy is like a total answerin machine , boy genius,dexter + 3 more feet,watever u call him ,it fits
(i call him samyong.
(samsung hired him ,mayb coz he was taller than dexter ,,))..
SO,...he shows me how its done by repeatin an entire para ( as in almost like rappin ), i read th shit over and over again and keep gettin stuck at the final line...at which point i rejuvenate my schoolhoood habit of mugging up and start ann all out war against th power f human logic- "soft computing is an upcoming branch of computer science that parallels th remarkable ability of the human mind to learn and REASON in an environment that is imprecise and unpredictable "..PheW//
so i go on further and mug up some more...all theory i need to know..and then head to the college confidently hoping my exams wud start soon.1)so tht theyd end sooner 2)so tht i wud b able to regurgitate most efficiently..
crunch time :take a leak ,drink water,,...BS all my classmates abt concepts and sit on custom made chairs for invertebrates..(my back gt screwed ,..).
th burden lifts after 1 1/2 hrs ...and then i head to th hostel wit a bouncy head..
uhhh...rest tom...
Monday, August 13, 2007
R1
This is called r1 coz this is one f the most releveant one i v written till now..
prologue:this post mayb wierd u can skip it :P
Dude this is an ode to u.
hmmm...
K,,
There are very few people on this earth who can keep u on your toes and there are fewer who can make u jump up and down ,fewer are those who you can trust for life and fewer are those who are not ambitious.
I used to think that all my friends should be frrm atleast one of these categories...but i never realised one thing..that they too need a friend a loyal one or a trusy one or say all th blah blah qualities wallah(if u just started readin frm this line ..like i do at time,refer above)...
So as i was sayin,i always expect a certain set f qualities in ma frnz,senseless absolutely really,since i hav never really bothered to asses myself or what kind of a friend i am..or say what kind of a frien they think i am...there are f couse those moments of introspection when uv fkd up smthin wit ur frnd by sayin th wrong things and u wanna make up...but thats always an instinct..thats me tryin to b a perfect man..But there are rarely instances where i admit to him that im not doin wat he/she expects me to do or that im helpless when it comes to correctin myself..
This whole train of thoughts came to me when i was talkin to my very good frnd..well thts fr my part(fr nw i hpe)..There is absolutely no reason tht anyone else may fiind the relationship between us anything else other than close..though the irony remains that frndship is never really close until the other guy knows how much u appreciate him.
Me as i have been brought up,have never learned to compliment smone or something,our alternative is to do it the sarcastic way..strangely my way f appreciating ppl is by buggin their life,an action which i may end up repenting fr life..
Well this is not abt me,so here i go...its always hard fr smone to feel insignificant or worthless eventhough it may not be the case or maynot have been intended,and its often not a very good habit to prolong the pain either...its about time i told ma broken ass tat its abt time i started puttin sme sense in ma head and start treatin ppl they way they deserve....
Well as they say,""as u sow so shall u reap""
prologue:this post mayb wierd u can skip it :P
Dude this is an ode to u.
hmmm...
K,,
There are very few people on this earth who can keep u on your toes and there are fewer who can make u jump up and down ,fewer are those who you can trust for life and fewer are those who are not ambitious.
I used to think that all my friends should be frrm atleast one of these categories...but i never realised one thing..that they too need a friend a loyal one or a trusy one or say all th blah blah qualities wallah(if u just started readin frm this line ..like i do at time,refer above)...
So as i was sayin,i always expect a certain set f qualities in ma frnz,senseless absolutely really,since i hav never really bothered to asses myself or what kind of a friend i am..or say what kind of a frien they think i am...there are f couse those moments of introspection when uv fkd up smthin wit ur frnd by sayin th wrong things and u wanna make up...but thats always an instinct..thats me tryin to b a perfect man..But there are rarely instances where i admit to him that im not doin wat he/she expects me to do or that im helpless when it comes to correctin myself..
This whole train of thoughts came to me when i was talkin to my very good frnd..well thts fr my part(fr nw i hpe)..There is absolutely no reason tht anyone else may fiind the relationship between us anything else other than close..though the irony remains that frndship is never really close until the other guy knows how much u appreciate him.
Me as i have been brought up,have never learned to compliment smone or something,our alternative is to do it the sarcastic way..strangely my way f appreciating ppl is by buggin their life,an action which i may end up repenting fr life..
Well this is not abt me,so here i go...its always hard fr smone to feel insignificant or worthless eventhough it may not be the case or maynot have been intended,and its often not a very good habit to prolong the pain either...its about time i told ma broken ass tat its abt time i started puttin sme sense in ma head and start treatin ppl they way they deserve....
Well as they say,""as u sow so shall u reap""
this is fun
Wat i dint realise the most is that i luv typin as much as i luv talkin no matter wat it is about...well the same applies to my exams too..not that i luv writing them but neways u got th point,,..Too much digression..lets see,THE point is that i luv typing ,as much as a workaholic loves workin and as much as vinay loves studyi...i do this for fun..no matter wat ppl think of it ,or even wat I think of it.As mentioned earlier i hav laughrd at half my blogs ,with images of myself and a wheel chair tumbling down a cliff(similar to the pink panther scene :) poppin in and out f ma head...Cant blame anyone fr thinkin like tat..:)..
WELL IM DIGRESSIN AGAIN...
th point is(2),bloggin is awesome fun no matter wat u blog abt..there was this incredibly awesom blog that i read:written by an iitian,it was the funniest one i had ever read.The way writing can b made so intersting has been so mercilessly exploited by him...I luvd it so much that i spent an entire day readin all his blogs...it had everything ..humour +techie name it u hav it...THIS WHOLE piece f shit is an ode to him...srry dude this is th best i can cme up wit fr now :-)....
SO PPL CHEK OUT TH LINK BLOGIIT
WELL IM DIGRESSIN AGAIN...
th point is(2),bloggin is awesome fun no matter wat u blog abt..there was this incredibly awesom blog that i read:written by an iitian,it was the funniest one i had ever read.The way writing can b made so intersting has been so mercilessly exploited by him...I luvd it so much that i spent an entire day readin all his blogs...it had everything ..humour +techie name it u hav it...THIS WHOLE piece f shit is an ode to him...srry dude this is th best i can cme up wit fr now :-)....
SO PPL CHEK OUT TH LINK BLOGIIT
Sunday, August 12, 2007
yet another one...
Im really an amateur at this..so hav no words abt my blog..really!!its pathetic to the extent that the moment i finish reading it,i start having second thoughts about keeping it...only god kows how many i have deleted..:P..
As usual all my blogs begin with loads of crap and end with the same and with a little crap in the middle....
middle:
Today i was thinking about what kind of job i wanted...well to say the least what according to me would be a good job..i had absolutely no idea...then i realised what i was doin was totally fruitless since i would have no choice but to go for any job i get,not because my family is livin in a dumpster or anything but becos im too lazy to do anything at all...Its not news but still i like the pang when i say that to myself..
Well as usual im tired f thinkin such stuff that requires a certain amount of intellectual capability ,so i decided to watch a movie with my friend who told me tht it takes him a certain amount of effort to click on the most coveted file formats ever( this rating was not made by the TOI),,!!I really dont understand the logic behind why people wouldnt watch movies...then it was all blah blah blah and then after borin the wits out of him ,,,i gulped some food down my throat(thakfully none of which wer made in our mess..straight from the bakery..) and decided to go the intellectual way..got too tired by about 5:30.(i ate at 5.15)..ahh all this typin makes me hungry....
As usual all my blogs begin with loads of crap and end with the same and with a little crap in the middle....
middle:
Today i was thinking about what kind of job i wanted...well to say the least what according to me would be a good job..i had absolutely no idea...then i realised what i was doin was totally fruitless since i would have no choice but to go for any job i get,not because my family is livin in a dumpster or anything but becos im too lazy to do anything at all...Its not news but still i like the pang when i say that to myself..
Well as usual im tired f thinkin such stuff that requires a certain amount of intellectual capability ,so i decided to watch a movie with my friend who told me tht it takes him a certain amount of effort to click on the most coveted file formats ever( this rating was not made by the TOI),,!!I really dont understand the logic behind why people wouldnt watch movies...then it was all blah blah blah and then after borin the wits out of him ,,,i gulped some food down my throat(thakfully none of which wer made in our mess..straight from the bakery..) and decided to go the intellectual way..got too tired by about 5:30.(i ate at 5.15)..ahh all this typin makes me hungry....
Friday, August 10, 2007
MIDLIFE CRISIS
Well uu might b wonderin if im overly pessimistic about things well,,......IM!!...lets see..this is my sevent semester the time fr ma placements and the right time for ma back to give away....talk about sheer luck!!!I was initially torn away wen th doc said tht i d hav to b on complete bed rest...fr atleast 1 month...god KNOWS how docs think....The very next week after i spent time on wat i likd doint h most,S;eepin.,i went to th doc and he told me tht i can start walkin....FRANKLY ,even after swearin at th doc fr makin me a bed bug fr th past week,i started swearin bak after he cancelled ma bed rest....hu can blame me?????well to top it all off he said tht I should lie down after i attend my class..WTF??...MAN lifes crual alright .,but im thankful tht god has still kept me in one piece..HPN TO GET WELL SOON,ME SIGNIN OFF....
PS:some ppl hav started swearin at me for my immature behaviour (aka breakin ma back.!!yah ytemme abt it!),there was one person hu told me hw irresponsible i was..well ppl i did nothing,for th record""...
PS:some ppl hav started swearin at me for my immature behaviour (aka breakin ma back.!!yah ytemme abt it!),there was one person hu told me hw irresponsible i was..well ppl i did nothing,for th record""...
Friday, June 22, 2007
hahahaha
Well thts a cliche topic but lemme tell u this,i just had the most awesom fun today watching a tv serial..hehe dont believe it???listen to me and ull lookout fr this one/!!!
THE GR*EST SERIAL EVER !!!:P
The serial ironically is called theen bahuraaniyen,one f those erials u never ever wanna get a glimpse on ,even if they r prepared to pay you 1000000000bucks fr evry minute u watch it..Enuf f bullshit ,now lets come to ma sitn..this serial starts f with a granny celebratin her birthday..th cameraman keeps shiftin his focus to the less old lookin but very very disgustin bahu who has an expression equivalent to gettin a dead dog slapped on her face...wat she s doin though is hmm hu knows....anyway meanwhile,smone surprisingly has th brilliant idea f checkin the trash can in th middle f all the celebrations ,which by th way is perfectly clean (this is india im talkin abt!!)..and happens to hav a single shell in it...she shouts..with a trash can in her hand and a ten thousand rupee saree on her body..."arey daadi ke cake mein andaa haaaai".ie " egg in th granny s cake.."..the poor old vegetarian grunts like a disgruntled elephant and reamains frozen in th frame for about 5 seconds which the sound effect crew utilizes to th full by playin all possible thunder frequencies..the director must hav realised by now tht his story is not goin anywhere and hence decides to add flavor(god frbid) by introducin some more characters on screen..
By the way i dint really know tht ther cud be 10 ppl in a room perfectly able no one dumb,none deaf,_i really dint know tht all they wud do is stand in the attention position with an expression as if they wer all suspectin themselves fr this unforgivable crime...THTs wat u call a thriller...i really had no clue to hu had done it...the saans th bahu yah th rich lady holdin th trash can..no idea...
ps:
thats too much fr today ...
it put a lil bit f self esteem into me i shud say....all losers like me,watch this serial and find smne to laugh at!!
(dey jc..had to write this,it was too funny only ...)
ciao
THE GR*EST SERIAL EVER !!!:P
The serial ironically is called theen bahuraaniyen,one f those erials u never ever wanna get a glimpse on ,even if they r prepared to pay you 1000000000bucks fr evry minute u watch it..Enuf f bullshit ,now lets come to ma sitn..this serial starts f with a granny celebratin her birthday..th cameraman keeps shiftin his focus to the less old lookin but very very disgustin bahu who has an expression equivalent to gettin a dead dog slapped on her face...wat she s doin though is hmm hu knows....anyway meanwhile,smone surprisingly has th brilliant idea f checkin the trash can in th middle f all the celebrations ,which by th way is perfectly clean (this is india im talkin abt!!)..and happens to hav a single shell in it...she shouts..with a trash can in her hand and a ten thousand rupee saree on her body..."arey daadi ke cake mein andaa haaaai".ie " egg in th granny s cake.."..the poor old vegetarian grunts like a disgruntled elephant and reamains frozen in th frame for about 5 seconds which the sound effect crew utilizes to th full by playin all possible thunder frequencies..the director must hav realised by now tht his story is not goin anywhere and hence decides to add flavor(god frbid) by introducin some more characters on screen..
By the way i dint really know tht ther cud be 10 ppl in a room perfectly able no one dumb,none deaf,_i really dint know tht all they wud do is stand in the attention position with an expression as if they wer all suspectin themselves fr this unforgivable crime...THTs wat u call a thriller...i really had no clue to hu had done it...the saans th bahu yah th rich lady holdin th trash can..no idea...
ps:
thats too much fr today ...
it put a lil bit f self esteem into me i shud say....all losers like me,watch this serial and find smne to laugh at!!
(dey jc..had to write this,it was too funny only ...)
ciao
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