My Little niece

Arushi ,My niece..Isnt she gorgeous!












( By the way, one of the not so stupid things i did during the exams was stare at her picture almost every time i finished a para .. :))

HOW MUCH THE EXAMS FREAK ME OUT : PART 2

So...(i m skippin one day as i dont remember much...nothin freaky,..it was ga--genetic algos, so all went well..)

DAY 4:

Computer networks: the most debated subject ever...the syllabus was crystal clear and everyone knew what to study....the only question that remained was how...i always consider the easiest solution to be th fastest an decided to complete the entire thing by reading the entire chapter ...BIG MISTAKE...readin 30 pages in a book is not unrealisable,but readin it in th boook by the great brain borer Stallings is simply impossible...this is wen i realisd tht it was high time Adidas came up with a new punch line( impossible is one thing... :).and hence i remained stuck on my 4th day after completing my extra long hours of backmuscle exxerccisse and extra long hours of brushing,which could have worn out my enamel-"the strongest substance on earth "..(then y do i have cavities !)..
well so after all that, i decided to resume..this time there was no Vinay , since even his reading at an absolute asswhippin speed of 110 wrds per min couldnt help him finish the 140 page long course bcoz of the sheer amount of vivid imagination it spurred( hot girls ...oops this is vinays thoughts..hmm..may be hot Korean chicks )..
Its however interesting to note how exams in BIT can make u hate every subject....no matter how much u like it ,the people here will ask u questions on the most boring aspects or the most irrelevant ones...
Take a load of what came fr this exams
Q: Draw the frame format fr ipv4
my reaction : ask me what is the third room from the second floor of the first hostel to the left of the last white building....i can at least bullshit then...(when compared to this one !)
tip : refer stallings and make sure you hav a mug of coffe b4 u mug tht up ...hehe

so CN screws me wit some more typical asswhippers..though it cud hav been much worse- ( what is the max length f the cable used for transferring data at 56 kbps ,,draw a dist vs sag graph ..my ass!)


DAY 5:i
Its AI..stands for Artificial intelligence...and we need that :P ...too bad no ones really tellin us how..thanks to our zest for knowledge outside studies (arey score kya hai ???dravid ko kya hua? kya ,chelsea haar gayi ..hahahaha..mast!)
the exam s at 2 in th noon and so i decide to take th evening off after the CN exam and let its memories blank out..and slowly and inevitably i am on my belly again zzzzzzzzzz..

Coming bak to th morning : i do th usual stuff again,brush wash wash...+ bathe (wow exams are getting to me...im bathing.!!)..
started studying..realised that my zest fr knowledge has exponentiated and hence decided to read the papre...click ! ..my exams score sheet pops up,i put down th bloody paper (its th toi ,its almost like free porn..sad..).
I start studyin again and head early fr the insti to get tis frm samyong..hes always there ready and waitin(gods great !). my other frnd dillu aka dilip is also waiting thinkin tht i hav conceptualized ahem..every sentence in the book and wantin me to enlighten him wit all i have got... mayb i can try repeating the fuzzy logic definition, nothing more than tht!! (refer prev blog ).

so Vinay enlightens ..I realise tht there s no time in the world when all you have is 2 hrs and what u hav left is worth more than four hrs- even to Albert Einstein..

So i decide to stick to the default plan of bullshitin lots in my paper..

the miracle..

q . what is artifiacial inteligence??
// i dont remember th qnoo..
ans : ..................// hahahaha
//hmm this is not a c prgrm i better stop commentin

q2.-q6..
again loads of bullshit , some i can bullshit on and some i cant

so i finish th paper most miraculously in around an hour or so and spend th rest of th time wit my junior most fruitfully..( intelligent !)..

after spendin an hor in the rain and gulpin down some real watery juice( it was rainin u c ), i head bak to the hostel..

i decide to start studyin at 5 and realise that its 5 30,blame it on IST and extend it to 630 (so tht this time im on time) and start surfin (nets real fast ,it can outrun a human mail carrier by the order f millions of seconds)..its real gud ..it takes time seem nonexistent..and hence i tumble down th wormhole and skip around 2 hrs..( amazing explanation !!).
->knock knock ..samyong enters(vinay).tells me tht he cannot study ...Unreal...we end up watchin ratattouille together( 2 hrs f animation ..too good )..
aaah this is too tirin..
to b continued .. :P

HOW MUCH THE EXAMSS FREAk me OuT

day one : its the previous day of dos exam....ever since i landed on earth i havent given a shit about how clean my room was....on this day,all i could think abt was sweepin my floor....Examss can really work those gray cells....if there are none it can screw ur entire head!!!
day 2 : DOS EXAM ::im off to cleanin again and doin wat i do best..sleeping on ma belly...well its big and it helps..trust me...Iv got a new excuse these days (my fkd up back sob sob !!)....so its not so hard to doze ff...

day 2, part 2 :
i realise that i dont hav the id card and voila!!!fked!
the invigilator threatens to cancel ma papre...makes me meet th controller f exams who seems too preoccupied chewin th cud ...tells me :arey prso se yeh nahi chalega "",,,,pHEW...well atleast i was off th hook fr today..
day 2 :the end....
i wait fr a temp id card...well i kno no shit abt th procedure u c...so i wait and wait like a total jack ass ,fr this head of th ug committee r smthin r wat crap( names too familiar starts wit A K hehe :P )..
i wait and wait...aaah..finally get some ass bashing from some guy in the next room fr not bringin an application and two photos and almost forgot ...100 bucks...so th day ends..

conclusion : me total jak ass...
5 friggin examms left oh !

day 2: extended,,,,
i get th id card frm one f ma frnz rooms..
celebrations!!!!
fk its 9 and ii hav crap fr tomorrow!! MUG MUG MUG...
"vague vague smoky ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
day 3: muggin is so heavy on th brain....sometimes its too heavy tht i think tht my slipped disc cant take it and go to sleep! (again ..on my belly )...
so i wake up,do my backmuscle exarcisee(as put by my doc(ranchi made )).....
and go brushhh....fr a long time ... Unnatural again!
wash th face... 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 ....we;; this is interesting..
mug up again.....( i dont remember if this was th sec day ya third day....GA exam rokd...th only subj i liked frankly... )
i startd gettin all fuzzzy( fuzzy logic- exam todaY) by now and realised tht makin 24 or more frmulas out f just max min and not operaions is no cakewalk...the authors jing sung ming or tux sung bong or watever must b havin real fun doin this ..chinese r really creativ with borin stuff. lol.
By about 11:30, im all out of energy and go to my all time wiki ,vinay....this guy is like a total answerin machine , boy genius,dexter + 3 more feet,watever u call him ,it fits
(i call him samyong.
(samsung hired him ,mayb coz he was taller than dexter ,,))..
SO,...he shows me how its done by repeatin an entire para ( as in almost like rappin ), i read th shit over and over again and keep gettin stuck at the final line...at which point i rejuvenate my schoolhoood habit of mugging up and start ann all out war against th power f human logic- "soft computing is an upcoming branch of computer science that parallels th remarkable ability of the human mind to learn and REASON in an environment that is imprecise and unpredictable "..PheW//
so i go on further and mug up some more...all theory i need to know..and then head to the college confidently hoping my exams wud start soon.1)so tht theyd end sooner 2)so tht i wud b able to regurgitate most efficiently..
crunch time :take a leak ,drink water,,...BS all my classmates abt concepts and sit on custom made chairs for invertebrates..(my back gt screwed ,..).

th burden lifts after 1 1/2 hrs ...and then i head to th hostel wit a bouncy head..

uhhh...rest tom...

R1

This is called r1 coz this is one f the most releveant one i v written till now..


prologue:this post mayb wierd u can skip it :P

Dude this is an ode to u.

hmmm...

K,,
There are very few people on this earth who can keep u on your toes and there are fewer who can make u jump up and down ,fewer are those who you can trust for life and fewer are those who are not ambitious.

I used to think that all my friends should be frrm atleast one of these categories...but i never realised one thing..that they too need a friend a loyal one or a trusy one or say all th blah blah qualities wallah(if u just started readin frm this line ..like i do at time,refer above)...

So as i was sayin,i always expect a certain set f qualities in ma frnz,senseless absolutely really,since i hav never really bothered to asses myself or what kind of a friend i am..or say what kind of a frien they think i am...there are f couse those moments of introspection when uv fkd up smthin wit ur frnd by sayin th wrong things and u wanna make up...but thats always an instinct..thats me tryin to b a perfect man..But there are rarely instances where i admit to him that im not doin wat he/she expects me to do or that im helpless when it comes to correctin myself..
This whole train of thoughts came to me when i was talkin to my very good frnd..well thts fr my part(fr nw i hpe)..There is absolutely no reason tht anyone else may fiind the relationship between us anything else other than close..though the irony remains that frndship is never really close until the other guy knows how much u appreciate him.
Me as i have been brought up,have never learned to compliment smone or something,our alternative is to do it the sarcastic way..strangely my way f appreciating ppl is by buggin their life,an action which i may end up repenting fr life..
Well this is not abt me,so here i go...its always hard fr smone to feel insignificant or worthless eventhough it may not be the case or maynot have been intended,and its often not a very good habit to prolong the pain either...its about time i told ma broken ass tat its abt time i started puttin sme sense in ma head and start treatin ppl they way they deserve....

Well as they say,""as u sow so shall u reap""

this is fun

Wat i dint realise the most is that i luv typin as much as i luv talkin no matter wat it is about...well the same applies to my exams too..not that i luv writing them but neways u got th point,,..Too much digression..lets see,THE point is that i luv typing ,as much as a workaholic loves workin and as much as vinay loves studyi...i do this for fun..no matter wat ppl think of it ,or even wat I think of it.As mentioned earlier i hav laughrd at half my blogs ,with images of myself and a wheel chair tumbling down a cliff(similar to the pink panther scene :) poppin in and out f ma head...Cant blame anyone fr thinkin like tat..:)..
WELL IM DIGRESSIN AGAIN...
th point is(2),bloggin is awesome fun no matter wat u blog abt..there was this incredibly awesom blog that i read:written by an iitian,it was the funniest one i had ever read.The way writing can b made so intersting has been so mercilessly exploited by him...I luvd it so much that i spent an entire day readin all his blogs...it had everything ..humour +techie name it u hav it...THIS WHOLE piece f shit is an ode to him...srry dude this is th best i can cme up wit fr now :-)....


SO PPL CHEK OUT TH LINK BLOGIIT

yet another one...

Im really an amateur at this..so hav no words abt my blog..really!!its pathetic to the extent that the moment i finish reading it,i start having second thoughts about keeping it...only god kows how many i have deleted..:P..
As usual all my blogs begin with loads of crap and end with the same and with a little crap in the middle....

middle:
Today i was thinking about what kind of job i wanted...well to say the least what according to me would be a good job..i had absolutely no idea...then i realised what i was doin was totally fruitless since i would have no choice but to go for any job i get,not because my family is livin in a dumpster or anything but becos im too lazy to do anything at all...Its not news but still i like the pang when i say that to myself..
Well as usual im tired f thinkin such stuff that requires a certain amount of intellectual capability ,so i decided to watch a movie with my friend who told me tht it takes him a certain amount of effort to click on the most coveted file formats ever( this rating was not made by the TOI),,!!I really dont understand the logic behind why people wouldnt watch movies...then it was all blah blah blah and then after borin the wits out of him ,,,i gulped some food down my throat(thakfully none of which wer made in our mess..straight from the bakery..) and decided to go the intellectual way..got too tired by about 5:30.(i ate at 5.15)..ahh all this typin makes me hungry....

MIDLIFE CRISIS

Well uu might b wonderin if im overly pessimistic about things well,,......IM!!...lets see..this is my sevent semester the time fr ma placements and the right time for ma back to give away....talk about sheer luck!!!I was initially torn away wen th doc said tht i d hav to b on complete bed rest...fr atleast 1 month...god KNOWS how docs think....The very next week after i spent time on wat i likd doint h most,S;eepin.,i went to th doc and he told me tht i can start walkin....FRANKLY ,even after swearin at th doc fr makin me a bed bug fr th past week,i started swearin bak after he cancelled ma bed rest....hu can blame me?????well to top it all off he said tht I should lie down after i attend my class..WTF??...MAN lifes crual alright .,but im thankful tht god has still kept me in one piece..HPN TO GET WELL SOON,ME SIGNIN OFF....
PS:some ppl hav started swearin at me for my immature behaviour (aka breakin ma back.!!yah ytemme abt it!),there was one person hu told me hw irresponsible i was..well ppl i did nothing,for th record""...