M-o-i L0litaa.

Well firstly,let me clear the confusion....that heading has nothing to do with this blog.Yes to an extent it doesnt !..but u might be mighty surprised by the fact that when you read between the lines,its all gonna b clear as daylight to you.
Its often bewildering how joblessness and the gift of gag,by which i mean just ggggaaaaaaaaaag and nothing else..Just plain old gag which makes no sense at all.........hmm yea.. soo wer was i ? yes,its surprising how these two things can screw up life for you..Especially wen the gagger is in an incredibly host(el)ile area...
Before you read the blog,or should i say,before you stop readin the blog, heres a few things that u might like to know..
1. The author is not the person talkin here..Its totally fiction and fiction only..Those people who know me might be able to comprehend wat im sayin..For those who are interested in knowin me just read my other blogs and COMMENT on them.. i ll get in touch with u soon! )..

2.All these events have been carefully thought out and is in no way anyones experience..NOT AT ALL THE AUTHORS..

3.The library in our college is brilliant and does not have any students with superpowers as members.It will be clearer as u read on..!(plz do :)

4.The staff in the library are not mentally disabled.They know what the difference between 100 and a 10000000 is..

Excerpts from sasis diary..
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Prologue

MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19

It was as usual a horrific day for Sasi , not the thiruvithankoor king but the son of two very unlucky souls.Leave the souls..Its about sasi..


MONDAY : NOVEMBER 19
Sasi.. ya thats me..today was way out of the ordinary compared to the other days..Might not be for any one else..All of them have a life.All i have is my lazy as and my big mouth to make me and my self image plummit a million light years even before im finished sayin what i was thinkin of sayin..
Im not saying that its anyones fault..after all who can I blame ? Its my mouth and its me makin all the decisions ..Its just about controllin it ! Sadly i wish it were that easy as sayin it..
I have no personal grudges with anyone whos runnin away from me.. I can understand..
In fact i realised tat i was a big gagger even before I even began to become a professional at this!

There has not been a single instance where i have talked sense..partially because im dumb and partially because i donot feel the need for it..The only purpose ppl hav with each other ,other than borrowin money and gettin treats in the canteen etc etc is i believe , is to be atleast themselves around people who they know. Otherwise what is the bloody point in being u ?
Some might say, " arreyy babba ... " nnah thats wat they tell babas here. . People might say " Hatt saale tuuu bahuuut chaattha hai .. aaaur koi kaam nahi hai kya ? "..
Truly speakin .. kya kaam ho sakta hai ,,
I d really like to know what ppl can get out of smart-talk.. I d have that anyway,infact lifes gonna be floodin with those when u r 50 - 60... and plus all that,actin stupid is no crime ,its actually fun..It makes u a lot stronger.. If u can survive as a stupid ,u can survive anything..

And most importantly this blog :P

Moi lolita -- someone tell me what that means..plzz..

the rules earlier.. yes ill get to it later..
PS: Im a lil corny..live with it..